PETA - Shut the Hell Up
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I have been trying stop Barack Obama from getting elected. Now I am picking another fight. Only this time it could get ugly for me, as I am going after a real whacked out group of individuals. PETA. I thought the enviromentalist nutjobs were bad, but this group takes the cake. Now as a serious commentary site that this is, I will try to refrain from anymore flaming.
Here is why groups like PETA and other organizations burn my buttocks. Its because they have a people second mentality and in this case animals first. I hate that in this soft, pansy culture we live in, those who criticize anything always have to prefice their remarks.
Like before I can criticize Barack Obama, I always have to prefice it with I am black myself, of course this is only online, lol! But before I critique these animal loving terrorist, let me prefice that with I am an owner of a 1 year old cat name Tyberius, who is a girl by the way. I have owned a cat named Sassy, and Puddy. I have had a mutt named Smokey, who had seizures frequently once he got real doggy old. And I also had a pitbull named Queen, who was my favorite before, Tyberius.
I love Tyberius, because sometimes she doesn’t know if she is a dog or a cat at times. She does great tricks when I throw her her ball. She will leap off the bed and catch it in mid air. Maybe one day I will put a video up of her in all her glory.
Anyway, now that I have said all that let me get back to my anti-PETA post. What burned my buttocks about these clowns was when I was tooling around the internet, trying not to think about Barack Hussein Obama, and how he would be a horrible president, or how John McCain shouldn’t even be the nominee, and trying to look for preowned rolex watches. I stumbled on to a blog about Jessica Simpson.
Now I could careless about the comings and goings of celebrities, but in this particular blog post I was checking out, she had on a shirt that said “real girls eat meat“. I thought that was interesting, so I did some digging to see what it was all about. So after a few minutes, I saw that apparently was a dig at Carrie Underwood who use to date Tony Romo. He happens to be Jessica’s boyfriend or new ex boyfriend, I can’t never keep up.
So after further investigation I found that, Carrie has been a two time, sexiest vegetarian of the year recipient from those butt puppets at PETA. Now thats fine and dandy, because Carrie Underwood is an attractive woman. However, they also had to throw there two little cents in. This is taken directly from the PETA blog, which I will link to at the end so you can see that garbage for yourself:
The photo speaks for itself. OK, OK, I may have doctored it a bit to get the point across, but COME ON! As you can see, Jessica Simpson was recently caught wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” T-shirt. Puhleeze!
For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson. Ecorazzi has more on the story.
Just for funsies, here are the top five reasons that only stupid girls brag about eating meat:
1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer. A 2007 study of 35,000 women published in the British Journal of Cancer found that women who ate meat were far more likely to develop breast cancer than women who consumed none. Will Jessica’s next t-shirt will say, “Real Girls Smoke 3 Packs a Day”?
2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse. Compassion is super sexy, if the huge number of hot celebs ditching meat is any indication. Young women turn vegetarian in droves when they learn that the meat industry cuts the sensitive beaks off newborn chicks and cuts off the tails of baby piglets.
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth. The only thing that’s hot about the meat industry is that it’s toasting the planet. According to the United Nations, raising animals for food causes more greenhouse-gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, SUVs, planes, and ships in the world combined.
4. Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes! Going vegetarian is the best way to get slim and stay that way.
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids. Jessica’s trip to help kids in Africa got a lot of media buzz, but by gnawing on meat, she’s essentially stealing food from the mouths of starving children since it takes up to 16 pounds of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat. If more people went vegetarian, we’d free up enough grain to feed every person in the world.
—Christine
Posted by Christine Dore
Christine, you should very, oh God, must hold back the flaming. Christine, you should like a retard! Whew, now I feel much better. Christine, you moron, since when did eating meat become animal abuse? Beef, chicken, and fish have essential nutrients, that you could never get in fruits and vegetables. Animals are here for us. Not us for them. Do I advocate the abuse of animals? Of course not. But I darn sure won’t worship them either.
For every rat that is given the aids virus, if it will save one human, I say inject the little rodents up. If we got to give monkeys cancer, so a person in your family Christine doesn’t have to die, I say give that little chimp all kinds of maligant tumors. Whatever it takes. Everything on this planet is here for us humans to use and enjoy.
If a chinchilla, I don’t even know if its spelled right and I don’t care!), as to bite the big one so I don’t have to be cold, nighty night mr. chinchilla. I believe that there is hope for the entire PETA organization. For all those freako actresses getting nude for those ridiculous commercials I know there is hope for you as well. Real girls do eat meat. So do real boys. Now I am about to go get me the biggest triple cheeseburger I can find. Enjoy your rice cakes. PETA weirdos.
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